There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face